The “brief safe” available for $11 has been identified as a potential risk to police officer safety.
If the underwear is not enough you can also purchase Doo Drops for $9. According to the add:
Doo Drops look and smell just like real diarrhea. Many useful applications, all of which will be left to your imagination. It’s just like a tube of explosive diarrhea, except silent for stealth deployments. It comes in a handy dropper-top squeeze dispenser for rapid, realistic applications. All-natural. SMELLS LIKE CRAP.
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Jeff // Jan 7, 2007 at 11:23 am
No comment necessary… the “products” speak for themselves.