Crime Sift

Entries Tagged as 'Stupid Criminal'

Gorillas, Tigers, Gators all Doing Their Part in The War on Crime

December 2nd, 2006 · No Comments

This week in the Kansas City Star an article was published about a gator attacking a man that had been smoking crack. According to the article police could here the man crying out “`I have two broken arms, and an alligator’s got me pinned. I can’t move. Please help me.’”
Police found the man […]

Tags: Animal Attacks · Stupid Criminal

From Strippers to Assless Chaps, the Top Drunk Drivers on the Net

November 29th, 2006 · No Comments

All menaces to society, unfortunately some of these videos are hilarious. I will start with the most pathetic. This fellow does not need a breath test.

Either a S & M fanatic or a member of a OMG, this guy should have considered throwing on a pair of pants before he started […]

Tags: Drunk Drivers · Stupid Criminal

Don’t Take Marijuana or Other Dope to Court or Police Station.

November 26th, 2006 · No Comments

I cannot stand it anymore. Some criminals are to stupid to be allowed to continue living amongst the rest of us. This article from the Washington Post describes an incident where 19-year-old Devin K. Hoerauf’s who is charged with robbery accidentally dropped a bag of marijuana on the floor when he stood up at […]

Tags: Drugs · Marijuana · Stupid Criminal

Former Cop Charged with Counterfeiting Due to Confusion Over Presidents

November 23rd, 2006 · No Comments

From this article it appears that Elli Tucker, an ex-cop, was found in possession of a counterfeit bill of such quality that it was able to pass the watermark test. The problem, the wrong president was on the bill. Whoever made this bill is one stupid criminal.
A recent article from the CBC shows why […]

Tags: Counterfeiting · Stupid Criminal

Non-profit computer recycling center in Portland Oregon.

November 20th, 2006 · No Comments

Thieves with an obvious lack of technical skills…
From kgw.com: Freegeek a non-profit computer recycling center that “recycles used technology to provide computers, education, Internet access and job skills training to those in need in exchange for community service”, was broken into Friday night and had a bunch of equipment stolen. Be on the lookout […]

Tags: Stupid Criminal · Theft